Let's humiliate/maim your precious creations/tools/worthless pawns... yes, that was plural. Pick ten victims if you will. If you don't have ten fill in the empty spaces with characters you've already picked... they might wind up paired with/killed by themselves later, which would be funny (Heck, if you have ten characters but you don't want to use them all then you can use some characters twice for laughs too).

1. Falcon (Stargate Atlantis OC)
2. Samuel (BMFM OC)
3. Emily Hunter (Bounty Hunter OC)
4. Jack (BMFM OC)
5. Decal (BMFM OC)
6. Windvest (BMFM OC)
7. Carlon Dex (Stargate Atlantis OC)
8. Speed (BMFM OC)
9. Fog (BMFM OC)
10. Falcon (BMFM OC)
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1. Now, what would 3 (Emily Hunter) do if forced into a horrible sadomasochistic pairing with 4 (Jack)? Who would be on top?

Emily Hunter - whine all you want, I'm in charge!
Jack - yeah, you and what army?
Emily Hunter - how do these suit you? *draws her Desert Eagles from her belt*
Jack - I submit, Master.

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2. 6 (Windvest) has just gotten his/her arm eaten off by a giant crocodile, now what?

Windvest - Revs, has anyone seen Revs? Focus Windvest, you gotta get out of this, Ghost needs you. Right, need belt first, got to stop the blood loss…

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3. 10 (Falcon) secretly has a cross-dressing fetish and 2 (Samuel) finds out one day while 10 (Falcon) is modelling a new frilly maid dress (really unflattering construction worker outfit if 10 is a she) in his/her room in front of the mirror. Reactions if you will?

Falcon - Samuel, what the hell are you doing here?!
Samuel - uh…nothing Falcon, I swear. N…nice outfit.
Falcon - it's Decal's idea, not mine.

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4. 5 (Decal) has appeared in the real world and now has to get a job. No I won't let you be merciful and pick something pleasant like a cashier at a boutique or a toy designer, no your character has to work for minimum wage in a factory disposing defectively manufactured bottles of Windex. So... how's the job going for them?

Decal - I'm bored of this, ah, an air-con vent. Now to just slip away totally unnoticed and find a real job…hmmm, I wonder if that garage down the street needs a new grease monkey?

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5. 7 (Carlon) has gotten a job IRL as well. He/she is now a rodeo clown.

Carlon - WTF?! Ahh, now I see, well, this should be easy enough.

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6. 8 (Speed) and 1 (Falcon) are forced to live in a small run-down old shack/hovel/general abode together. How will they cope with this? Lucky for them if they already live like this...

Falcon - this is my side, that is your side. Nothing from your side comes onto my side. Got it? *said while she is holding two Colt Double Eagles*
Speed - yeah, I got it. *to himself* what'd I do to deserve this?

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7. An underwear model agent has snatched up 9 (Fog) claiming they've got the perfect body to model the newest designs from Edible Intimates Inc. 9 has been drafted into being the model for this... appetizing yet extremely distasteful garment, yes drafted. In this tag underwear model agents have authority over all but us writers/artists of course.
How will your poor character cope with this?

Fog - you want me to wear what?! Oh hell no, I'd rather die that do anything to harm my pride…sheesh, what do you think I am?

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8. 2 (Samuel), 3 (Emily Hunter) and 6 (Windvest)have switched genders and now 6 and 2 are feeling very much attracted to 3. How does 3 feel about this?

Emily Hunter - look all you want guys, but no touching. I've got work to do.
Samuel - just one little touch? Please?
Emily Hunter - well, if you want your last minutes of life to be nothing but agonizing pain…
Windvest - don't do it man, Emily is serious.
Samuel - *to himself* I will not touch. I will not touch.

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9. 5 (Decal) and 10 (Falcon) have been locked in a restaurant freezer together, what will they do?

Decal - this has got to be the most privacy we've had in a long time.
Falcon - yeah, be a shame to waste it by shooting out way out straight away.
Decal - less talk, more action.

*FYI: this pair is already dating so that one was a given.

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10. 4 (Jack) just absent-mindedly (or perhaps not so absent-mindedly depending on the character) stole a starving and stark-raving drunk hobo's graciously donated sandwich. This angry homeless man wants his sandwich back and is willing to kill for it... what is 4's plan?

Jack - whoa, sorry man. Here, your need is greater. I may even have an extra couple ration packs around here *starts digging through his pockets*

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11. 8 (Speed) has joined a dating game where hitching up with your chosen contestant is mandatory, running away during or avoiding the date is punished with a slow and painful death by several trips down a gravel-covered Slip-and-Slide. 8 winds up with bachelor #3, a snotty-nosed obviously underage little boy about six or seven years old. Will 8 swallow his/her pride and date a small child or chose the Slip-and-Slide of Suffering.

Speed - shit! Painful death by gravel of painful death by Hunters…fuck off kid, I'll take the gravel over the beating any day.

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12. 1 (Falcon) has just been locked in a closet with a rabid, sexually-depraved fangirl/boy of theirs. What now?

Falcon - touch me and I'll empty both clips into your brain. I don't care how sexually-depraved you are, this body ain't for you. *said while she is holding two Colt Double Eagles*

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13. 5 (Decal) and 6 (Windvest) are doing a harmless search on the internet and suddenly hardcore smut fan art of the two pops up all over the screen... must be some kind of weird virus another character placed on the computer. What do the two think of this?

Windvest - what game are you playing Decal, I'm a one mouse guy.
Decal - hey, what makes you think I had anything to do with this, I've only got eyes for Falcon.
Both - Black!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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14. 7 (Carlon), 4 (Jack), 8 (Speed), and 10 (Falcon) are stuck in the worlds most intense indoor corn-maze (because a deserted island is waaaay too overused for these kinds of situations). Who gets eaten first?

Carlon - no way, I'm not becoming your next meal. I learned a few things from my brother. *sprints off and vanishes from sight*
Falcon - you know you ain't got a hope against me…
Jack - hey, don't look at me like that…
Speed - shit!!!!!!! *sprints off and runs right into Carlon's hastily erected trap*
Carlon - dinner's up!

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15. 3 (Emily Hunter) shows up on Original Characters Gone Wild, a hit TV show and doesn't remember ever doing those horrible undesirable things to that poor dog... perhaps too much to drink that night? Oh yeah, and they happen to have seen it playing on a TV in a very crowded club/bar place, everyone is now staring in 3's direction. Reaction?

Emily Hunter - I think I'm going to be sick. That is so not cool…what are you all staring at, get back to your drinks before I start shooting!

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16. 4 (Jack) shows up naked on 1 (Falcon)'s doorstep. What does 1 think of this and just why is 4 here naked in the first place?

Falcon - Jack?! Jesus Christ, what the hell are you…no, I don't want to know.
Jack - hey Falcon, I was *hic* just in the neighbourhood.
Falcon - Decal, grab me a towel and alert Blade that Jack from AB12 is here and drunk!

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17. 2 (Samuel) is finally given the chance to achieve/obtain his/her life goal/dream/ambition/desire... then suddenly a sign pops up before them of a clown holding a yardstick marked just inches above your character's height. The sign mockingly reads, "You must be this tall to achieve/obtain your life goal/dream/ambition/desire, sorry. (:"
Guess 2 won't be getting what they wanted... too bad. Now what?

Samuel - well, that sign's lying, I've already got my greatest desire *wanders off to find Carter*

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18. 1 (Falcon) 3 (Emily Hunter) and 6 (Windvest) are sold to slave traders, just what will they do to get out of this before they're sold off to a underwear model agent looking for new cover girls/boys?

Emily Hunter - hell no, no one is turning me and mine into slaves. We can take them Windvest.
Windvest - I know we can Emily, but what about her?
Falcon - don't worry about me guys, I'll fight. There's no way that this is happening.
*huge fight ensures and the trio escape, laughing and relaxed*

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19. 9 (Fog)is captured by Amazons. What to do...? These crazy women are a violent bunch, especially since 9 seems to be responsible for angering a goddess of theirs somehow.

Fog - crap, crap, crap! Can't we just talk this over…I'm not even from your world, how was I supposed to know I was doing something wrong…wait, Decal said something about sacrifice. Thing Fog, think!…shit, I am so dead. Mother Mars, protect me! *keys the radio tracker implanted behind his left ear and hopes that Emily can find him before it's to late*

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20. 7 (Carlon) has just lost his/her most precious part of him/herself. What is it?

Carlon - oh man, I'd been growing those dreads since I was seven years old. Twenty years of work down the drain! Someone is going to die for this!!

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21. 10 (Falcon) gets to deal with 7 (Carlon) while he/she suffers with the loss of said part.

Falcon - what's the big deal, it's just hair.
Carlon: just hair? It's so much more than that you idiot. Those dreads were the last connection I had to my family and my people. The last reminders of a brother I'll never see again…don't you get it?
Falcon - yeah, I get it. Settle now and let's go over this logically.
Carlon - logical, you want me to be logical?! Never going to happen you walking carpet. Someone is going to pay for this, right now!
Falcon - fine, take your aggression out on me, I can take it.

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22. 8 (Speed) just obtained a million dollars. Just moments after being handed the money an underwear model agent riding an angry drunken hobo steals it. 8 has no chance of getting that money back... it was stolen by an underwear model agent after all. Now what?

Speed - *shrugs* easy come, easy go. Emily makes that in a week so I don't need to worry about money, that model's welcome to it.

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23. 2 (Samuel), 1 (Falcon) have just woken up wrapped in each other's arms in bed. How did this happen and how do the two react to this?

Falcon - what the hell are you doing in my bed!?
Samuel - I could ask you the same thing and where the hell is Carter?
Falcon - I don't know and I don't care. This is my bed in my base so I'm going to roll over and count to ten and you had better be gone.
Samuel - double check that Falcon, that's my team photo on the wall above the bed.
Falcon - Shit! Shit! Shit! Okay, think it through Falcon…roll the hell over Samuel, you don't need to see anymore than you already have
Samuel - trust me Falcon, I don't want to.
*Samuel rolls over and Falcon rises, dresses quickly and races away in a blind panic*

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24. 5 (Decal) just groped 3 (Emily Hunter). What is the outcome of this situation?

Emily Hunter - Decal, what the hell are you doing?
Decal - *hic* beatsch me *hic*
Emily Hunter - Dec, what have you been drinking?
Decal - *hic* I dunno, tasted goot though *passes out*
Emily Hunter - why me?

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25. 9 (Fog), 10 (Falcon) and 6 (Windvest) have become eunuchs or sterile (depending on sex). What will they ever do?

Fog - feh, Fang will still love me.
Windvest - Ghost will understand and we'll be fine.
Falcon: Dec's gonna miss the taste but we'll manage.
Windvest & fog - TMI bro, way TMI.